Toad's Traditional
Late happy Birthday
How did this happen? I refuse to accept this reality! I am lodging a formal royal protest against time itself for movin…
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Toad's Traditional Greetings
Timeless words for life's classic moments.
Sometimes you want to say something warm and heartfelt without getting all mushy about it. That's where I come in. These are traditional greetings with a Toad twist—thoughtful, genuine, and just a little more fun than your average greeting card. I'll say what you want to say, without laying it on too thick. After all, I'm a Corgi, not a poet.
Birthdays
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Late happy Birthday 2
Alert the guards, we've got a royal crisis. How on earth did your birthday roll by without a 21-gun salute? I demand a …
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Late happy Birthday 3
Collect the guards. We got a royal crisis. How on Earth did your birthday roll by without a 21 gun salute? I d…
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Call Me
seriously. What is the problem here? Is life that overwhelming? Or did you forget I exist? Drop the busy act and give m…
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Crazy miss you
Hello, is this thing on? I haven't heard a peep from you in ages. Are you ignoring me or did life just swallow you whol…
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New Baby - Joy
By royal decree, huge congratulations on your brand new arrival! A little baby to rule the roost, how marvellous! Wishi…
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When life knows you down
When life knocks you off your feet, you can bounce back. I mean look at me. My legs are only 4 inches long and I run th…
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Get Well
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Heard Soup Helps
I heard you're not feeling well, so I brought soup. I heard soup helps. I'm not a doctor, but I figure it's worth a try…
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Warm Soup
Just sending something warm your way while you're under the weather. I hope the soup brings a little comfort and that e…
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When life knocks you
When life knocks you off your feet, you can bounce back. I mean look at me. My legs are only 4 inches long and I run th…
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Thank You
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Thank You 1
By royal decree, your gift choice was an absolute master class. Frankly, most people lack taste, but you? Flawless. Con…
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Thank You 2
Hold the applause, well, actually, don't! Your gift was so utterly spot on, it deserves a standing ovation. Accepting t…
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Thank You 3
I'm not easily impressed. I wear a crown after all. But your gift was sheer perfection. I'm clutching these flowers in …
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Flawless Taste
By royal decree, your gift choice was an absolute master class. Frankly, most people lack taste, but you? Flawless. Con…
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Hold the Applause
Hold the applause, well, actually, don't! Your gift was so utterly spot on, it deserves a standing ovation. Accepting t…
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Sheer Perfection
I'm not easily impressed. I wear a crown after all. But your gift was sheer perfection. I'm clutching these flowers in …
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Fix It
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Let Me Make It Up To You
I got it wrong, and I would much rather fix it than explain it. So here I am, ears up and tail wagging, asking for a do…
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Please Pick Up
I have been sitting by the phone rehearsing this. I am sorry, I miss you, and I would very much like to set things righ…
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Hit the Tub
I just had a bath, and I have to say, I smell pretty terrific. Your pet, on the other hand? Well, I'm not saying anythi…
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Lock it up - Phone
A lot of time and money went into our night. You weren't present, your screen was. You are still my favourite person, b…
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Put the phone down
We are having a dinner party. I want you, not your phone. Scroll on your own time, because tonight is our time. You are…
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