Toad's Attitude
My Bad. Sort Of.
Fine. I may have been slightly, marginally, technically in the wrong. There, I said it, and I am not saying it twice. C…
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Toad's Attitude Greetings
Bold, witty, and unapologetically frank.
Sometimes you have something to say—but you just don't say it. Maybe you're thinking it, you could say it, or just need to get it off your chest. That's where I come in. I say the things you're thinking but don't always want to say yourself. A little honest, a little cheeky, and always with attitude. Send it with your name if you're feeling brave—or let me keep you out of it. And whenever I can, I'll finish with a hug. Because even when I have an attitude, I'm still a pretty nice Toad.
Birthdays
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Congratulations
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Get Well
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Thank You
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Fix It
Toad's Attitude
Always Late
calling a foul on the clock. You're the absolute best, but the always late routine retires today. Our plans fall apart …
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Always Late
calling a foul on the clock. You're the absolute best, but the always late routine retires today. Our plans fall apart …
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Always Late 2
Your internal clock is on a totally different teamzyme. You're the best and absolutely adored, but arriving late for ev…
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Clean Up your Act
a little advice from Toad! If you're going somewhere special, you might want to freshen up a bit. A nice bath, a little…
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Engagement
Huge congratulations on your engagement. You two make a perfect team and I couldn't be happier for you both. Take time …
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Call me 1
check the milk carton because you have officially gone missing. Not a single word, text or signal. Are you okay over th…
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Bath 1
A little advice from Toad, if you're going somewhere special, you might want to freshen up a bit. A nice bath, a little…
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Bath 2
I'm all for natural beauty. But sometimes a person just needs a little freshening up. So take a bath, clean up nicely …
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Bath 3
I just had a bath and I have to say, I smell pretty terrific. Your pet on the other hand - well, I am not saying anyth…
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Log Off Phone
People come out to actually talk and mingle, not watch you stare at a glowing screen. The real world is right here. You…
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